Does This Look Like The Face Of…..

Do these look like the faces of a couple who would duct tape their son to a table?

No, they look like the faces of assholes and people who should be shot.

Police Find Boy Duct Taped, Tied to Table

1:07 PM PDT, April 29, 2010

CLEVELAND, Ohio — A mother and her boyfriend have been arrested after police find her 8-year-old son tied to a coffee table. Nuff Said….. you find an 8 yr old tied to a table the story should end in the next sentence. Couple found guilty and court ordered to have them tied up naked and covered in ground beef with four 100 lb pitbulls chained to their feet.

According to Cleveland Police, officers responded to a call made from a home on East 50th Street at 1:15 a.m. Thursday morning.

Officers were let into the home by a 15-year-old boy who told officers that his 8-year-old brother was tied to a table in the living room. Why didn’t this kid untie his brother?

Police say they found the boy on the floor with his hands and feet duct taped behind his back.

The boy had a shoe lace around his neck and feet tying him to a coffee table. Please give this kid a baseball bat and let him have his way with his parents.

The boy’s mother Andreia Huffman, 37, and a man in the home, Jason Dunikowski, 32, were arrested for domestic violence and endangering children. I think she would look good with a beard like Jason has…….

Both Huffman and Dunikowski were asleep in the room when police arrived. Probably 4 bottles of whisky deep. Again, back to my question before. Why didn’t the 15 yr old untie him? The two idiots were sleeping.

Huffman and Dunikowski are currently being held in the Central Police Unit.

Both have yet to be charged with a crime.

The nine children in the home were taken to the Department of Children and Family Services.

Ok, 9 fucking kids? Who would have guessed. Are they also on welfare and receiving food stamps, too? This lady should be put in jail just for being fat and stupid. I hope these two go to jail for a long time and someone looking like Andreia, but with a spray paint can sized cock has his way with Jason.

The incident is being investigated by Cleveland Police’s sex crimes & child abuse unit. Stop wasting the tax payers money. Just put them in jail; or better yet take them out 10 miles into the ocean. D
Then, drop a shit load of chum in the water and find that Shamu from Florida that killed the girl and have it treat these two like little seals.

Under the Radar

A buddy of mine from the Mid West was telling me about this awesome bar he stumbled upon that no one seemed to know about. The best part is the name of the place; Under the Radar. Classic name for a place that nobody really knew about! He kept going on and on about how great the place was and that the people there were great and blah, blah, blah. So where the hell am I going with this? Well, Tuesday night I was downtown after work and went out with a buddy for some food. We were walking around and came across Hennessey’s Tavern on 5^th. They had a Tuesday night special, buy one burger and get the other free so we decided to check it out. Figured we would go in and get a deal and then head to another bar. Long story short, we ended up staying until close. The bartender was hot and we ended up shooting the shit with this guy Ron who was also behind the bar. He took great care of us and kept the shots and beers coming. The people in there were real and the music was great. I didn’t feel like I was in a club or even in a bar that was located downtown. It had a real neighborhood feel to it. Again, where am I going with this since most of you probably know Hennessy’s? At last call, Ron slid over one last shot and said, “See you guys in the AM.” I had no idea what he meant by this. I wake up on my buddy’s couch on Wednesday morning feeling like a cat shit in my mouth the night before. I clean up a bit and start to head out and cruise by Hennessey’s again. What do I see? The doors are open and there’s Ron behind the bar serving drinks and food. Mind you this is at 7:15 in the AM. I walk in and say what up and he just slides me a Guinness. I tell him I can’t and that I feel like shit and need food. He then slides me over a menu and said let me get you some food. Next thing I know, it’s 10:30, I have eaten (I don’t know what) and am 3 beers and 2 shots deep. Had to make the call to work saying I would be in after lunch and all is good. So, after reading my babble, here is the point. Hennessy’s Tavern is Under the Radar. It is amazing. Who knew they served food at 7 AM? Who knew they played great music and had just an amazing environment? Who knew I was going to wake up on Wednesday morning feeling like shit and end up back at Hennessey’s for breakfast? Ron sure knew it as he told me when I was leaving on Tuesday night, “See you in the AM”. Rollin’ is looking for more places that are Under the Radar in San Diego. Please send me your places so I can check them out. Include why you think it’s a cool place to hang and should be mentioned in our Under the Radar section. Now….. everyone reading this get your ass to Hennessey’s and let him know Iceberg sent you. You all remember the show Cheers. This is San Diego’s version of Cheers. Iceberg@RollinSD.com

Senate Bill 1070

The views of Iceberg do not necessarily reflect that of RollinSD’s.

This has been around before, but with the Arizona law now being attacked by the PC crowd, it seems like a good time for a review.

MOVING TO MEXICO

Dear President Obama:

I’m planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,immigration quotas and laws.

I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So,would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11.. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I’ll need Income tax credits so although I don’t pay Mexican Taxes, I’ll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov’t pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help. You’re the man!!!

Iceberg@RollinSD.com

Things that make you go Hmmm

I bet you never thought that the color of your bike seat would matter.. Well think again. Keep reading weekly to find out more tips and things that make you go Hmmm..

TMTMTL@RollinSD.com do you have something that made you go Hmmm?

Why I Hate Laker Fans

If I said, because they are gay or talk too much about things that don’t make sense, that would not be fair right? If I said, because they are just idiots or the most annoying people in the world, that would not be fair either, right? Do you get where I am going with this? What if I said, “Because they carry plants with them to games.” You would think, now he’s the one just talking bs and not making sense.” Please watch this video and let me know what your thoughts are. I think I have found the perfect video to send to every Laker fan out there. If I were Kobe, I would be figuring out who this guy is and filing a restraining order against him ASAP. If he doesn’t think this guy is his next stalker, hes got another thing coming. I love that he really has a plant with him. TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

What Men and Women Really Mean

If this isn’t the truth, I don’t know what is…….

Bret Michaels Still in ICU

Bret Michaels still in ICU; celeb pals send best wishes

Bret Michaels in January. (AP)

The Washington Post

Bret Michaels remains in intensive care under 24-hour surveillance at an undisclosed hospital according to a new update from the Poison frontman and “Celebrity Apprentice” star’s official Web site.

Michaels was rushed to the hospital last Thursday after suffering from a headache that he reportedly likened to being “hit in the head with a baseball bat over and over again.” Doctors diagnosed a subarachnoid hemorrhage (see below). By Friday, Michaels was apparently alert enough to talk to his father by phone. Wally Sychak told Radar Online that his son was, “upbeat and positive but [doctors] had him sedated.”

Over the weekend, several “Celebrity Apprentice” contestants tweeted their well wishes to Michaels. Donald Trump today told TMZ.com he’s in touch with the hospital where Michaels is being treated and speculates that Michaels’s 2009 Tony Awards mishap — when the rocker was struck by a piece of scenery — may have something to do with his current condition.

Ok I am dating myself here, but Bret Michaels kicked ass when I was in college. Poison was one of the biggest bands that could tour and they packed stadiums and arena’s like the Stones did back in the 70′s. Bret was one of the best front men in the game. From his looks, to his voice and just the way he took control of the audience. His legacy as a singer may be tainted now because of the VH-1 series, Rock of Love 1 and 2, but it should not take away from who this guy was and what he did in his prime. All our prayers go out to you Bret. TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

America's Got Talent

When you start watching this you are going to ask yourself , “What the hell did he post this for?” Go ahead and skip to 45 seconds to get past the song. I still don’t know if what they do is real or not; I didn’t think a human body could move like that. I just grabbed my daughter’s barbie and tried to do it to her and ended up snapping the thing right in half. Now I need to run out and buy another before she realizes what I did. These chicks make the people in Cirque De Soliel look like amateurs. To be honest, the whole thing kind of creeped me out. TMTMTL@RollinSD.Com

watch video 1944 America’ Got Talent

Broncos Shit Themselves In The Draft

There are so many mind numbing, crazy calls in the first round of the draft today that I’m not even sure who to destroy first, so let’s go with my favorite, the Denver Broncos.

It amazes me that a team could actually out do the Raiders for dumbest first round picks. What is going through the thought process of the people in the mile high city? First off trading down for more picks was a great move, what they then did with these picks is absolutely stupid. First off let’s take a receiver who played all of his snaps in essentially a Wing T last year, and who compares us to the franchise receiver who we just traded. If that’s the case then why the fuck would you trade the franchise guy who is already proven? Next they pick an H-Back with pick #25 and do not even try to convince me that “With all my Heart” Tebow will be a regular down QB. If you do you’re either a huge Broncos fan or on some serious drugs that you need to share with the rest of us. Both picks were confusing especially when they could have selected Dez Bryant instead of Thomas and anybody breathing ahead of Tebow.

How about this move though, we will give you the 28^th pick, the 40^th pick, the 126^th pick and an interior defender for Ryan Mathews, a 4^th round pick and a 6^th rounder? So, essentially the Dolphins raped A.J. Smith without lube and a kiss goodbye. Do we even need to go into this? Ryan Mathews would have been a terrific pick at 28, semi decent at 20, but at 12 it’s downright retarded. First off do any of you even know who Ryan Mathews is? Now if you did were you sitting there saying, well if I had an NFL team I would definitely trade up 16 spots to take this proven collegiate running back that tore up the WAC. A.J. next time at least ask for lube.

Next stop Jacksonville, you know what, no I can’t even make fun of them. It’s Jacksonville who gives a shit.

Simply put there were a bunch of teams that panicked and fucked up, but one team improved their team right now. They will be better next year right away and it is the Detroit Lions, two outstanding round one picks (Suh and Best) who will immediately have an impact. I guarantee that next year Detroit will have 4 wins. -TheTruth@RollinSD.com

Warriors come out and play

SIDE “B” RECOS

These are specialty Critical Kemp below the radar recommendations, that may have slipped past the regular theater circuit, or were in limited release – but are must sees for the Rollin crew.

“The Warriors”

(Avail on DVD) I’ll go out on a limb and say I doubt any of the movies we review from here on in will have had the social significance of “The Warriors”, which is also why this movie remains a side “B” pick. This isn’t a side “B” movie because it was in limited release or low on the radar, it’s actually cause many movie channels now refuse to show it. Many of us will have been too young to have read this first hand in the papers back in ’79, but “The Warriors” did such a solid job, albeit unintentional, of glorifying gang life – that real gang banger activity spiked after this movie in a way that wasn’t seen again until the days of the Rodney King verdicts. This is one of those rare pieces of artwork that had a direct impact on society at the time. In the same league as the 1930s “War of the Worlds” radio broadcast by Orson Wells, where everyone thought the alien takeover news reports were legitimate, “The Warriors” movie directly caused an escalation in inner New York City gang fighting, and eventually some people were killed. In later years, when “Colors” came out (Sean Penn and Robert Duvall) about LA warfare between the Crips and the Bloods, picketers held up signs in front of movie theaters that read: “Remember the Warriors”. All due respect to the fact that people were hurt, the movie is epic, and deserves to be rediscovered.

The first thing “The Warriors” had going for it from the start was Walter Hill got a shot to direct it. This guy starts his career writing movies for Steve McQueen, and his first script, “The Getaway” ends up being directed by Sam Peckinpah. That’s like being baptized in whisky piss and turpentine by the movie gods. 3 years later, after “The Warriors”, Hill goes on to discover Eddy Murphy in “48 Hours”, Eddie’s his first film – so you get the sense this guy Hill knows what he is doin. Also worthy of mention is that Hill casts James Remar as both Ajax in “Warriors” and as the bad guy Gantz in “48 Hours”. Remar plays wise-ass tough guy real well – he’s one of the few bad guys you enjoy enough to end up even rooting for him. Even cooler about James is the stories he tells in AA about film industry afterparties in the early 80s. If you’re a 12 stepper, grab a meeting on the west side in Manhattan sometime. My buddy Diesel said he’s a regular up there and you can catch him almost daily.

But that’s enough behind the scenes. Watch the link and you be the judge – here’s the premise: A Coney Island gang goes to the Bronx, where the entire network of city gangs from all 5 burrows converge and are set to unite under one flag. At the meeting, the leader of Manhattan’s largest gang – The Riffs – is shot and the Warriors are framed for his murder. The rest of the movie is simple. 15 guys, the surviving Warriors, have to “bop their way back” fighting cops, street freaks and every other gang-banger in New York from the north of the Bronx to the southern end of NYC; Coney Island. Making the trek even harder is that all the while their movement is tracked and locations reported over the radio by a late-night AM smooth jazz announcer. All you see of her throughout the movie is a tight shot of her big black-lady lips on the microphone, which is awesome. If there is a single scene in this movie that isn’t cool or doesn’t make you want to put on your colors and walk through enemy territory, I have yet to find it. Rollin Approved.

- Critical Kemp Kemp@RollinSD.com

In Search of the Ultimate Meatball 2

This is our second post for the Ultimate Meatball. What is a meatball? meatball ( ) n. A small ball of ground meat variously seasoned and cooked.

At Rollin, the definition of a Meatball is slightly different. The Ultimate Meatball is a guy who is too into himself. He thinks his shit don’t stink, lifts all the time and spray tans. Everyone has heard of or seen Jersey Shore. They are stereotypical Meatballs. Read more

Which Is Crazier?

First one starts off a bit slow but then, at 37 seconds, the one kid attacks and throws a pussy punch. At 41 seconds in, the group just explodes! I have watched it 15 times and still don’t know what happened. I just played 3 strings of Wii bowling and still can’t make the pins explode like that. Can someone please explain what the hell happened?? The entire thing is just chaos and your typical group fight cheap shots are thrown.

This next one is just some lunitic beating a guy sitting in the front seat. Real fair. The guy probably had his seat belt on and the other guy is just throwing haymakers at him and pounding on his face. I will admit that when the guy gets out of the car, the other guy does give him a good kick to the chest and slams the door on him pretty good. He was for sure hurting the next day. Then, all hell breaks loose and I get confused again. Seriously. Watch it 5 times and you still have no clue where these people come from or go. Fuck, group brawls are messed up. I love the comentary by the guy though - so serious and deliberate. Good thing I am too pretty to fight. Which do you think is crazier? Iceberg@RollinSD.com

The Quest for Track Stars (pussies) in the NFL

When hiring an employee do you, A) Hire the employee who has the best background and has shown that he can do the job successfully through his references or, do you, B) Go with the employee that should be the best by what he should be able to do all though he has never shown that he can do it on a consistent basis? The simple answer should be A correct? Then why do so called brilliant men in the NFL not get this?

We can start with my favorite team to beat on, the San Diego Chargers. Years ago they took a young kid, who despite having any real experience playing his position showed a tremendous 40 time with unlimited athletic potential, even though he was a bit of a trouble maker. You all should remember the recent New York Jet, Antonio Cromartie. Yes, quite the specimen, but definitely quite possibly one of the worst cornerbacks in the league. It’s not just that he cannot cover a soul, but it really has to do with the possibility that he is a professional defensive football player that does not like to tackle. It’s disgusting. Way worse then anyone to ever play the game including Deion because at least Deion was the best cover corner ever. Cromartie will never be that guy and is an ultimate bust. The best thing the Chargers did with that guy was they got some other team to give up anything for that waste of athleticism.

Next stop the Oakland Raiders. This is too easy and the ultimate slap in the face; it was a disgusting, gross misuse of a brain and was last year’s second round pick, Mike Mitchell, University of Ohio. No, this is not a typo and no, I’m not shocked you don’t remember him. One of my favorite quotes after this pick was this, “Another player Oakland had high on their draft board. Many suggested that he was a second day pick at best, or an un-drafted free agent candidate at the time of the selection.” That means that there were teams that weren’t considering giving this guy a chance to play at all. Oakland could have waited until the end of the draft, possibly a week later and given him a call offering a contract to attend rookie camp and they still would have had him. Rumor was his 40 time is the reason Oakland reached for this spectacular athlete. Also, the need to throw out the fact that they passed on Michael Crabtree for Derrius Heyward-Bey is ranked number 2 on crazy dumb shit calls. Go Raiders!

So who will make the next spectacular blunder while guaranteeing that the human being that can run faster than a car will be a solid football player? Crazy idea, instead of stretching for these athletic pussies why not get the crazy head case that will run into the car. Read more

Don't Touch The Wires

You know right from the start on this one that it’s not going to turn out right. I am not saying the guy deserves it, but what the hell are you doing on top of a train? Faking grabbing someone’s hand who is trying to help you down?? Come on bro, be real. You wanted the attention and have issues. You were just going to cost the public money by ending up in some state run institution anyway so it would have been best that you just stayed up there. I don’ t know what the laws are in the country that this occurred, but in the US, he would have been put somewhere and taken care of on the public’s dollar. Damn, I guess if you have to go it is best to go like this. I have always said if I get killed I don’t want to be scared first. I don’t want to be chased by Jason in the woods at some summer camp or wake up to find Freddie Krueger standing next to my bed. Have a sniper from a half mile away shoot me between the eyes or have a meteor hit me in the head. TMTMTL@RollinSD.com graphic content, view with care

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Can You Say A**hole?

This guy should be up for the, ‘Asshole of the Year Award’. Why are idiots allowed to procreate? A 3 yr old and a 9 month old. I have 3 kids and they are all pretty self sufficient but I don’ t even leave them in the car when I run into AM/PM for a bag of sunflower seeds. My first reaction is the kids should be taken from him, but then I wonder, what is this guys wife or X like? If he is allowed to have the kids the chick must be even more messed up. Is anyone else thinking of Joni and Chachi, or is it just me? TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

DALLAS — A father of 2 faces child endangerment charges after police say he left his 3-year-old and 9-month-old children locked in the car while he visited a strip club.

Thirty-six-year-old Michael Galloway of McKinney was in the Dallas County Jail on Tuesday on bonds totaling $10,000.

Dallas police say a tow truck driver discovered the children late Friday across the street from Pandora’s Men’s Club.

The car was parked illegally.

Police say the windows were up and the doors were locked.

According to police, Galloway said he was inside for 20 minutes.

Witnesses told police he was drinking inside for at least an hour.

A woman who answered the phone at Galloway’s residence declined to comment or provide the name of his attorney.

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