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Best Door To Door Sales Person Ever

I would put this guy up against anyone. He is quick with his words and keeps pulling one liner after one liner out of his ass.  The best part is all the one liners are legit and make sense to what he is talking about. I am guessing this was not his first sales call and I kept waiting for an 800 number to pop up on the screen to order a bottle. If it did I would have for sure ordered a bottle or 5.  I need this kid to help me sell ad space on this site.   Honestly how could you say no to him? I would have bought a few bottles and then invited him in so he could just keep talking and keep entertaining me.  Screw sending my staff to Anthony Robins or any of the other sales training seminars. I am just going to have this kid come over.  He could put on the best sales training seminar ever.Enjoy this video and please email me if you would have said no to him. Read more

A Shirt I Would Buy

I get a lot of shit for some of the RollinSD shirts.  Some say they are not for kids and kids should not be wearing them.  Well my oldest who is 12 wears one everyday of the week and loves the shirts. He doesn’t love them for what the site is about but he loves the logo’s on the shirts and the color combinations.  So for all you who say things about RollinSD shirts, how would you feel if you son or daughter wore a shirt like this? I wish they made shirts like this because I would wear one.




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Rollin SD’s D Wolf Sat Down With DJ Theron

Thank you DJ Theron for allowing us at RollinSd to take a bit of your time to get to know you a little better! How long have you been a resident in San Diego? And where are you from? I’m honored to get a chance to be a part of your site!  I’ve been living in San Diego for about 13 years; I’m another transplant…From Maui, HI. I love going back home to paradise, but can’t wait to come home to SD…can’t beat the weather, good people and, of course, the beautiful ladies here, hehe.

So what inspired you to become a DJ? Was this always in the cards for you…? I actually didn’t plan on becoming a DJ. I was always into music. Growing up in Maui was unique; we were always a couple of years behind the “mainland”.  I was originally born in Northern CA, but moved to Maui in the 4th grade.  The more I reflect, the more I see how music was and is a big part of my life. I played saxophone for Read more

Be Careful When Letting Your Boyfriend Give You A Tattoo

If you are into tattoo’s then having a boyfriend or girlfriend as a tattoo artist would be a great thing.  Well if you are dating a tattoo artist you better be careful and make sure you are not doing anything you shouldn’t be doing.    My buddy Chris B sent me this article and said you have to put this up on   Thanks Chris for sending this over.

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Ryan Fitzgerald Gets Revenge On His Ex-Girlfriend Rossie Brovent By Tattooing A Huge Shit On Her Back

Early Onset – Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgeraldz from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like Read more

Drummer Shows Up For Wrong Gig

This guy is awesome!  Great song, but I would almost rather watch this video than the real ZZ Top video for Sharp Dressed Man.  This is the reason MTV needs to go back to videos. Great song, but the video makes it just that much better. The whole time I’m watching this, I kept thinking about Will Farrell.  This drummer needs to be featured in more videos and I would pay money to watch this guy play. Which video do you like best?   I know I love the ZZ Top video and the hotties in their slut shoes and skirts, but do they really compare to this drummer?   I just wish the idiot lead singer/guitarist would have stayed out of the video guys way and not blocked the drummer putting  on a  clinic.   Try to find a better drumming video and send it to me. Read more

Chargers Kicker Nick Novak Caught With His Pants Down on the Sideline

Sunday was another rough day for the Chargers and even a rougher day for kicker Nick Novak. He had a shot at a 54 yarder in overtime to seal the victory for the Chargers and missed it. To add insult to injury, cameras caught Novak taking a knee on the sideline and with help from an assistant holding up a towel for privacy he began to relieve himself. Although it was embarrassing, he didn’t have much of a choice. If his team needed him to kick and he was in the locker room taking piss, I don’t think it would have sat too well with the fans or the team. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

To make things even worse in the post game interview, Novak was clearly upset about blowing the kick. So much so, that he even BEAGAN TO CRY! Reporters were told to not to ask any more questions. We know that you were disappointed Nick but you didn’t need Read more

We Need To Bring Back Commercials Like This

This was played a few years ago during the Super Bowl.  Remember when commercials were fun and Justin Timberlake was allowed to show the world Janet Jackson’s tit?  Why have advertisers gotten away from these types of commercials?  Are women offended that they are being stereotyped as over inflated wind bags?  Is it that they would be upset knowing a guy would take one for the team so his buddy can get a little?  Even though the song isn’t that great, (nothing compares to the Bud Light, Real Men of Genius) I think this commercial is awesome.  If commercials like this aired all the time, I sware, I would watch more tv. Read more

West Virginia University Salutes The Armed Forces

Now this video is amazing.   Check out the details of what the marching band does and just imagine who many hours it  must have taken them to choriograph this and practice this.  One or two people are off and this doesn’t not happen.  Props to everyone involved in making this half time show happen. I am sure WVU got smoked that day, but there is always this video of their half time show.  Thanks to Bruce S for sending this one in. Read more

Roping A Deer

Actual letter from someone who farms, writes well and tried this:(don’t know if I would have admitted this though)  Now this is funny and thanks to Eric C for sending this one in.

I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at   of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up — 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end Read more

RollinSD Explains The Deficit In A Way Our Readers Can Understand

I am pretty good with numbers but one you start adding 9 zeros to the end of the number, my mind just can’t comprehend it. I can count to 11 without using my toes so I figure I am pretty good with numbers.   Readers keep sending me videos and articles on politics and I am not a big political guy, but the deficit is explained in the first video below in a way all Rollers will understand. It’s explained by using good old Tennessee Whiskey.  Read more

Can You Guess What This Is An Ad For?

I watched this and loved it but couldn’t figure out what it was an ad for.  I was thinking condoms, The Morning After Pill, don’t drink too much, a Comedy Central Skit or something along those lines.  Seriously, start thinking of what this is an ad for while watching the video and I bet you are not even close.  It is a bit long but the suspense is kind of funny and you can really feel for the girl.   Enjoy this one guys and girls, take notes.  Read more

Only in West Hollywood

I am loving that readers are sending in video’s and photo’s.  This is from Susan who had a friend take these photo’s with his cell phone in West Hollywood.  Is that a god damn tail he has sticking out of his ass? I don’t even know what else to say about these photo’s, but want to see all your comments on these.  Someone please help me out.  If you are out and about this weekend and see a freak or something that just makes you say WTF take a photo and send it to me. If I use it next week you will win a RollinSD shirt or hat. Read more

Take Two Advil And The Pain Will Be Gone By Morning

This is an old video that is now going around again.  We have all done stupid things as kids and some of use continue to do them as adults. I am not 100% sure what this kid was trying to do but thinking maybe hit the kid with the door of the car.  What is up with the other car though?  The car sees the kids on the bikes riding in the road and doesn’t seem to have slowed down much.  I have a question.  Did the kid live?  I was riding my bike with my kids the other day and a bug hit me in the face. I couldn’t have been going 10 mph and I thought I was going to die from this bug hitting me.  Read more

Second Annual Rollin’ For A Cure Dec 3rd, 2011

Last year we kicked off our first annual Rollin’ For A Cure and we raised over $2500 for Prostate Cancer. I am sure by now everyone has heard of Movember. It is when people grow mustaches for the month of November to help raise money for Prostate Cancer. Well last years event was a complete success and we are holding our 2nd annual Rollin’ For A Cure on December 3rd. This year we have added a little twist. Instead of just raising money for Prostate cancer we are also raising money for Breast Cancer.  33% of the funds raised will be donated to Prostate Cancer, 33% donated to Breast Cancer and 33% donated to our good friend Dennis Newman who has Prostate Cancer. Here is what is going on and this year you really don’t want to miss this event. Read more