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Wednesday Joke Of The Day

This was sent in from Robert G.  Thanks for this one brotha.

A real woman is a man’s best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him  after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and Read more

Who Would You Rather Sit Next To On Your Next Flight?

I have flow many times and to this date have not been lucky enough to sit next to a smokin’ hottie. I have close a few times and will tell this one quick story about flying back from Vegas.  It was a typical guys bachelor party weekend and we were all broken at the airport.  We saw these two transplant strippers walking around the airport and getting ready to fly back home after a long weekend of taking dollars from helpless males.   We get fired up when we realize they are on our flight and this was when South West had the front rows that had you facing back towards the plane and the two back rows facing each other. 

We get all the way to the back and have a few seats across from us open and here come the porto strippers and ask “Can Read more

Tuesday Joke Of The Day

You should be checking RollinSD.com daily for our joke of the day. You have one worthy of making the site send me and email and I will see what I can do.  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

I came into work on Monday with two black eyes.  One of my co-workers asked my how I got them.

I explained that I was in the bar on Saturday night.

I noticed two large girls by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I said “Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?”

One of them chirped “It’s Read more

Amazing Catch

Check out this home run thief.  I have no idea what the announcers are saying, but I love it.  Yeahhhhaahhh.  The fact that this guy could climb the wall like a cat and get in position to catch this ball is amazing. I have 3 guys on my softball team this morning that let balls drop 3 feet in front of them as they backed up for the ball and then decided to charge it.  Read more