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Amazing Catch

Check out this home run thief.  I have no idea what the announcers are saying, but I love it.  Yeahhhhaahhh.  The fact that this guy could climb the wall like a cat and get in position to catch this ball is amazing. I have 3 guys on my softball team this morning that let balls drop 3 feet in front of them as they backed up for the ball and then decided to charge it.  Read more

Surgery Gone Bad

 

I guess it is a blessing that I have always just been an ugly person. I wake up every day saying shit you are ugly, but I knew this when I went to bed the night before. I guess it could be tough being in the spot light; once being pretty or beautiful and then seeing it disappear and hear people talking about how old you are starting to look Read more

RollinSD’s Version Of The Antique Road Show

How great would this be to have a show like this.   I think it would make it to a second season and get good ratings.  The judges could give the hotties ratings on different things.  One show could be on asses, the other tits, hair, jokes  and so on.  It is definitely sexist, but it would get watched and there would be a competition.  The person who gets the best ratings wins something.    Maybe I should not be posting this idea and actually come up with the show.  I can just see it now.  The guy walking up on stage and giving his intro on his girl and why he thinks she has the perfect ass.  He can build her up all he wants and then the judges go to work.   Maybe this is meant for Playboy TV, but I think they could make a version for regular TV.  Just remember you heard it here first.  This video is similar to how I see Rollin’ version of the Antique Road Show going but ours would be a lot hotter. Read more

Extraordinary Designer By: Melissa Michaels

From Iran to Europe to New York and now here in beautiful San Diego…Rollers, meet my personal designer, Soheila Guignard who is the owner of the intimate Mona Lisa Boutique.

When do you first realize you wanted to be a designer?  When I had my first child, my son in Denmark. I bought my son clothes.  I realize I could make better clothes for him so I bought a sewing machine.  My great-grandmother was a tailor.   It was in the family.  I moved to Europe at 18 to pursue my passion for design.  I lived in Istanbul, Turkey for a year.

 Where did you study fashion design?  In Denmark at Beklaedningsfagskolen… that’s Danish.  It was a five year program. My first year, I was saturated with the fashion industry wealth of information.  The second year, I worked with leather.  Third year, I worked with fabric and learned texturizing in London.  My fourth and fifth year, I designed collections.  I made four collections in college.  I did an internship in Germany where I was a political refugee.  They hired me by the time I graduated. Then I came to the United States and landed in New York where I got my green card.  My first job here in the states was in a boutique in Manhattan named Kont.

 How did you choose San Diego to set up shop?  My cousin moved from Paris to San Diego and Read more

For The History Buffs Out There

I’ve always been interested in history.  But I didn’t know this.

 CONDOM HISTORY

Interesting piece of history!

In 1272,the Arabic Muslims 
invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.

 In 1873,the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat

Female Democratic Lawmakers Refuse to Condemn Bill Maher’s Comments About Palin

Democratic Congresswomen Sheila Jackson Lee and Jan Schakowsky repeatedly refuse to condemn Bill Maher’s crude comments that former Gov. Sarah Palin is a “c*nt” and a “dumb twat.” They also refuse to call for President Obama’s SuperPAC to return Maher’s $1 million contribution to the President’s re-election effort.   You will be amazed at this video. Read more

Be Careful Where You Pass Out

Passing out in public is never a good thing but sometimes it can be worse than others.  Sure most of us have had a few too many drinks and have either thrown up in  place we shouldn’t have or even passed out in a place we shouldn’t have.  Well this poor guy was just thinking let me lay in the tall grass and catch a few winks and I will be ok.  How the hell was he supposed to know Trigger the horn dog would be passing by.  This is great and remember this video next time you think you have picked a safe place to pass out. 

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Thursday Joke of the Day

Now you are going to love this one.. 

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

” Walter,” responds the little boy.

“And what is your question, Walter?”

“I have four questions:

First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it’s actually gotten worse?

Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his Read more

Thirsty Thursday Song Of The Day By Janeiro

Thirsty Thursday with Janeiro- The weekend starts today!!! I chose KANYE WEST & JAY-Z to start us off this weekend, the WATCH THE THRONE album has had some many bangers on it, and especially this one.  HAM is the name of this song. This weekend I will be going HAM…as usual!! Look for me this tonight downtown at VOYUER with my boy CHARLES LEE, we will be doing a shoot with SHARLA KNIGHT!! Come party all night with us, Mention Rollinsd.com, and I will introduce you to SHARLA, and buy you a drink!! Requests come to Janeiro@rollingsd.com
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Never Let The Groom Order The Wedding Cake

There are certain things the bride  just needs to do for their wedding.  Many things can be done together and talked about, but when it comes to the wedding cake the bride just needs to do the tasting on her own and handle all the details.  If you let the groom order the cake it may turn out like this.  Props to the guy who ordered it and props the the cake company for the awesome design and detail. TMTMTL@RollinSD.com   Do you think he fed her the good part of the cake? Read more

Walmart vs The Morons

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons 

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature

It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:

a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.  (don’t blame the internet because  we all know Al Gore created it)

b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more..

e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

 f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??

Folks, keep this circulating.. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our “duly elected’ (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

AND

I know what’s wrong. We have lost our minds to “Political Correctness” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone please tell me what the HELL’s wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!!

We’re “broke” & can’t help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.,???????????

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , and Turkey .. And now Pakistan …….previous home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!

Our retired seniors living on a ‘fixed income’ receive no aid nor do they get any breaks while our government and religious organizations pour

Hundreds of Billions of $$$’s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries! We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.

AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without ‘needed’ meds, and mentally ill without treatment -etc,etc.

YET…………………

They have a ‘Benefit’ for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents clothes, bedding, doctors and medical supplies.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave ‘US’ the same support they give to other countries. Sad isn’t it?