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Holy Sh*t This Kid Can Dance

The title says it all.  How can a kid this age dance like this? I know kids this age and they can barely walk or crawl and this kid is putting on a clinic. I was waiting for him to take off his diaper and start waving it around his head.   He has mastered the Stanky Legg for sure. I just tried a few of these moves in the bathroom mirror and wish I had someone to video tape how stupid I look.  I can chew gum and walk at the same time, hit a softball with a beer in my pocket and run the bases drinking it without spilling a drop, but I can’t dance for shit. Read more

Understanding Our Country’s Debt

Let me start this by saying that Michael Moore is an asshole and he should be sent to live in another country.  Michael if you don’t like the US then get the fuck out.   This video will help you understand just how much trouble we are in right now. It might get a little depressing, but this really puts it into a perspective in a way you can put your hands around.  You better have big hands. I do and you know what that means?  Read more

People Are Awesome

Some things just have to be seen.  Everyone knows the saying  “You had to be there”.  Well this is kind of like that but  this is a “you have to see it”.  The title kind of says it all, but it should also say, some people are crazy.  Obviously some of these tricks, like the basketball and soccer ball, were enhanced and should be in our real or fake post, but what the hell. I started watching and saw the kid in the wheel chair do the flip and thought,  here we go.  There are going to be some great crashes in this one.  I can’t believe the whole video went by without one wipe out.  There are truly some sick stunts on this video.  Read more

Does This Video Make You Want To Buy The Facial Flex?

I have seen many infomercials and 95% of them want to make me buy the product.  Luckily for me I am normally too drunk to get off the couch to get the phone and place the order.  I must say I did watch this one to the end but became more and more annoyed and also more and more intrigued.  Is this for real?  Volume is a must while watching this video to set the mood.   She states when you turn 30 things start to happen to your body. Things start to shift and change- no shit lady. I don’t think this lady remembers when she was 30.  Maybe she should mix in a tooth brush, a dental visit every 6 months and some teeth whitener.  I think by the time she is done using the Facial Flex the edges of her mouth are actually part of her Read more

Quarterback Trick Shots

What is with all these quarterbacks putting up their trick shot videos?   We put on the site  a few months back the back up quarterback from UConn putting on a clinic with trick shots.  I am watching an NBA game last night and I was wishing half the players on the floor could shoot like Gunnar Legas.  This kid is from Provo Utah and is only in the 7th grade.   I think that is what is so impressive about him.  Walk to your local JR High and tell me you see a lot of 7th graders with his composure.   I am not really too sure about the blindfolded throws or why his dad or coach is wearing a bandanna wrapped around his head like he is the lead singer of Lover Boy, but the kid has some serious game. Read more

Tolerance…..

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the  Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, ” The Turban Cowboy “, and the other a topless bar called ” You Mecca Me Hot .” Read more

Happy 4:20 Day

All the pot heads are running around not knowing what to do with themselves.  They are smiling and laughing to themselves and then at 4:20 you will see this huge puff of smoke rise above San Diego.   With all the medical marijuana dispensaries around San Diego, this makes the video even that much better and funnier.  I have friends who have their cards and they tell me all types of stories about the different kinds of pot you can buy.  It’s like going to the grocery store and browsing the beer isle.  So many selections and a different type for whatever the occasion.  How can you not love a video with the Muppets in it anyway??   You know that guy who wrote this was all baked out and has many of the Muppets videos at home.  Read more

Padding Infomercials

I came across this video yesterday out in Internet land for a Chinese infomercial on a product called the “Cleavage Clamp,” which is basically a corset that not only pushes your boobs into place, but gives them sound effects too.  Kind of like that touch of excitement you get when you hear your cell phone beep after receiving a text message, only better!  Since I don’t understand what they’re saying, the narration in my head is funnier than the actual advertisement.  Meanwhile, here in the States we have Booty Pop padded underwear to look forward to. Read more

Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Webcast

I have watched this guy for years and he is awesome. If you are not from Boston you might consider him to be kind of a dick, but you will still find this one funny. I don’t care how big of a Chargers fan you are, if you don’t laugh at the 2  minute mark of this video you have no pulse.  I was really hoping for a good game this weekend, but the Chargers seem to have given up on the season.  Does this mean Vincent Jackson was more important than management thought? Read more