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Angry Billy Goat Terrorizes Town

This is priceless.. How can one angry billy goat terrorize a town so much?  Love when the guy tries to help the second women and totally misses with his first kick.. then the billy goat lines him up and nails him in the balls.  Then he backs up again to line him up and nails him again.. I can watch this over and over.  What did they do to piss this guy off so much?

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Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

There are so many great lines in this.  Here are mine

“let me see if I recollect, some stuff happened, you sucked my dick, like a lot.   How was that by the way. I hadn’t showered that day and I fight crime in a rubber suit.  Really seals in the flavor”

“You know I am good at it.  I do the alphabet”

“You want a little?  which one of these tubes do you smell out of?”

What one is your favorite?

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How To Pee With Morning Wood

I know there are many women that also read this site and this can also be useful to you.  Show this to your man so he won’t be spraying all over the toilet seat in the AM or all of the wall.   You can have him practice a few of these each night before going to bed.  Not sure if he would really need the cape for the Superman, but maybe that can be part of your role playing for the evening.    Hell, print this and frame it above your toilet.  You will be educating the men in your house and at the same time avoiding bad aim.

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How To Poop At Work

This could be one of the funniest things I have watched in a  long, long time.  I love some of the terminologies and all the scenarios are spot on.  This is so accurate and awesome. It is a must share. I even shared with my kids and said you can apply the same to school.  Who ever created this is brilliant and it has roughly 22,000 hits on youtube.  I bet in a week it is at over 1,000,000.   I think we need to create our own video.  Anyone know how to create the cartoon guy? The survival guide for taking a dump at work. I don’t think the cast of Saturday Night Live could pull this off without breaking out into laughter.  I think the computer actually kind of laughs a time while saying the script.

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Funniest Family Feud Segment Ever

My kids have been watching a lot of Family Feud lately and I like Steve Harvey.  Sometimes you just feel like the show can be set up a bit.  This one hear couldn’t be any better if it was rehearsed 100 times.  This is pure awesomeness.. Just watch Steve Harvey’s reaction to the kids answer to Name something that follows the word pork.  If you don’t laugh you have something wrong with you..

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Why Men Snore

Well this could be one of the reasons..   My wife and kids video taped me snoring on the couch the other night. I was out and I couldn’t believe how loud I was and the noised coming out of my nose or mouth.   I sounded like something out of a movie.. Will see if I can post the video.

 

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How Men Think

This is how all men think except for you right?  I love this one and the guys face says it all.  If you don’t like this one you have no sense of humor and see bottom photo and print it out and keep it on your desk… This way you can look at it all day long and realize why you are so unhappy.

Here is a touching story about How Men Think.

As she  sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what?

You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side…
You know what Martha?” ”What  dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill  with warmth. ”I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck.”

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How Many Ways Do You Know Of To Open A Beer?

I have never really thought of this before until watching this video.  Before watching the video think of how many ways do you know of to open a beer.  Some of these people get real creative and some just waste beer. I love the helicopter one and not sure if it is legit or not.   After watching the video add in the comments a way you have of opening a beer that is not in this video.  Shit the guy using his feet/toe to grab the opener creeps me out.  I also think this song might be a great one to play on the way to happy hour on Friday night.

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Kids Don’t Try This At Home

Oh wait, they were trying it at home.  Let’s change the title from kids don’t try this at home to kids please try this outside with the picnic table.  This is a great table cloth trick and I really didn’t see this one coming. I have seen so so many video’s over the years that I typically know what will happen right away.  I think the had practiced it many times before because they really nail it.  How bad do you think this hurt?  I have a son named Michael and Steven close enough to Michel & Sven.. Don’t want my kids trying this.

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