A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.His buddy asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’
‘That’s easy; he’s a midget with a speech impediment. ‘
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.
‘A female horth. ‘
So he shows him a prized filly.
‘Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth’?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.
‘Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth’?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s Read more