A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse.His buddy asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’

‘That’s easy; he’s a midget with a speech impediment. ‘

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse.

‘A female horth. ‘

So he shows him a prized filly.

‘Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth’?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over.

‘Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth’?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s Read more