Being the best man at a wedding really doesn’t have many advantages. There is no real upside unless there are a few hot single brides maids and it seems like you can only do wrong. If you don’t keep the groom out of trouble and sober for the wedding you are in trouble, if the groom is late for the wedding you are in trouble and if your speech sucks you get ripped on for many years to come. So why do people want to be the best man so badly? Is it an ego thing? Well watch this video and I am guessing this guy wishes he never was asked to be the best man and I am thinking the bride will not be talking to him anytime soon. Please email me any really good or really bad best man speech videos. I am thinking nobody can top this one. Read more
Sorry Ladies (and the occasional guy that reads my posts). I had to take a much needed hiatus. But I’m back, and full of shit as usual. So, while on my hiatus, I dabbled in some much needed R&R. While I was frolicking about, I ran across some very interesting people. A species better known as Douchebags. Ok, cut the crap. I saw a lot of a-holes out there that really drove me nuts, and I’m a pretty cool person. But these guys made me want to scratch my eyes out. So, here’s a warning on how to spot a Douchebag when you’re out and about this weekend. You can thank me later.
A Douchebag is a person with an over-inflated sense of self worth. Douchebags often put themselves out as an alpha male. The best way to distract a douchebag is by taking its picture because Doucebags are attention whores. Read more
Let me start by telling you the name of the song. It is, Suck My Dick, by DJ Valentino and wow! It caught my attention. A reader sent it to me today saying, you are going to love this song TMTMTL. It is perfect for the site and the readers will love it. I am going to tell you now Josh, I don’t love the song although, I do love the title and think the song has tons of potential. I guess if I was trippin’ or should I say Rollin’ on E, the song would be cool, but that’s also like saying getting a massage expecting a happy ending, to only have the girl play with your balls a bit. Read more
Ever walk by someone and they just have that certain smell. Let’s call the smell Ass for now. There is really no other way to describe it. It is not BO, it is not their feet, it is not their breath but they have this smell? This lady below has that smell and I think it really may be her ass. Everyone, here is one way to tell if your ass smells. the flies don’t lie. What the hell is going on in the photo? Did she shart and the flies were just collecting on the smell? Read more
I am a guy and don’t like looking at other men in tight underwear ads. I will admint I will give it a quick look over to compare my size to his but that is all. You open some of these magazines and boom right in your face is an Armani Underwear ad witha ripped tan guy laying on a rock with his crotch right in your face. I don’t look at this and say Holy Shit I need to run out and buy this because this is hot and I will look just like this. Also I love the same cologne ads in the magazines with the same photo. What am I to think the cologne smells like balls or just a touch of ass? Am I really going to pull up the flap and put my nose in some guys junk? So I am watching this video and I am thinking I can relate to this. This ad is awesome. It even gave me a tip that I never thought of. I can to put beer in my cereal when I run out of milk. Then I think I want to be like this chick and maybe I will go out an buy some of these underwear. So marketing and advertising departments around the US please take notes and put ads like this on my TV set. Another tip to the ad departments, put the guy in Read more
I hate to admit this but I am not sure what guy I am. I think I am both and would have to be caught on video with a girl like this asking me for help. Trying to get a few Rollin pranks like this to take place this summer so, if you see a smokin hottie asking you for help you might want to look around to see if there is a video camera near by. Which guy are you? Why can’t the US have a candid camera show like this? Instead we get America’s Funniest Videos that’s not even that funny. Read more
Memorial Day is here and this should be played on every radio station across the country once an hour on the hour. I am not a big country music fan, but this song quite simply kicks ass. Then add in the video and it is 100% kick ass. I played it 10 times and now this could be my favorite song. This is a lot since on the way to work today I listened to Mickey Avalon, Kid Rock and Eminem. Seriously check this out and please share this on Facebook and email it you your friends. We live in the best country in the world and is you see a service man or women you better run up to them and shake their hand and thank them for what they let us do. The 4th of July is just over a month away and this should be played at every firework show across this great nation of ours. I hope everyone has an amazing Memorial Day weekend and I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. While watching the video and listing read the lyrics below the video. Toby Keith you are the man. Read more
RollinSD is looking to change their Local Hottie photo on the front page of the website. I want to know what photo you would rather see on the front page? And no – I can’t put both of them. I don’t think we can go wrong with either, but still want to know what you think. Do you want the front view photo or the rear view? To see more smokin’ hot photos of Jennifer, check out her feature Jennifer and be careful not to fall in love. Now check out the the two photos below and let me know what you think. Oh, and please stop drooling on your keyboard, it is very childish. I also want to thank MTM Photography for helping out with these photos. If you need the best photographer on the East Coast you now know who to call. My parents live in Webster Mass so when I am home this summer I plan on visiting MTM during a few of their photo shoots. Michael is not only a kick ass photographer Read more
I received an email to bring back the D2 man video. We have a lot of new viewers so I think it may be a good time. He is way too good to keep a secret. Also, how do I get the girl with the short hair to be our next Rollin’ Hottie, damn she is fine. Watch the first video and then the interview with D2 man.. Even the non golfer will love this one. How many of you will be walking around the office singing this song? Golfers out there Read more
We have all seen photo’s and video’s of the Tsunami that hit Japan, but this is by far the most dramatic video I have seen. This video is shot from Shizugawa High School and it is on high ground. Watch towards the end of the video and you can see the resindents running for their lives. The mere force and power of this way if truely amazing. Even the audio on the video is amazing. I don’t speak Japanese but you can tell from their tones at the beginning that they are concerned and then it turns to panic at the end when they are watchin their houses get destroyed and washed away. My prayers go out to everyone effected by this disaster. Read more
They say that public transportation sucks here in San Diego. That it doesn’t compare to the public transportation back East. I will tell you one thing that if I had to ride the subway everyday on my way to and from work or for whatever the reason is I would kill myself. I seem to drive next to enough idiots on the road as it is and I can just imagine I would be sitting next to guys like this on daily basis. Anyone that has had a real good shoe shining knows that the spit shine at the end is the key to the shine. I think this guy is taking it to a new level. What the hell does he have on his shoe that tastes so good? Read more
Everything you wanted to know, but were too afraid to ask – About Your Penis. From a woman, no less.
- There are two types of penises (peni?). One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
- Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as ONE FULL centimeter (get out your rulers). Erections are all about good blood flow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don’t care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the ‘lil guy.
- No brain is necessary for ejaculation. This is a good thing for most of you. That order comes from the spinal cord. Read more
Let’s play a game of RollinSD Family Feud. We surveyed 100 RollinSD readers with this question, What is something you should not have in your car while driving? Now think to yourself and write down the first 4 things that come to your mind. Don’t read on. I am putting this photo of a hot chick’s ass before you read the answers so you will not scroll down to see the answers. Let’s see how you do and if you could be on our first episode of RollinSD’s Family Feud. Read more
I am the first to admit it. I am a pussy when it comes to cold water. I moved out here from Boston and tried the whole surfing thing here in San Diego. After two weeks of looking like an idiot, getting bitten by a sting ray and just freezing my ass off I decided to give it up. The looking like an idiot part of it was not what caused me to give it up. Hell I look like an idiot 6 1/2 days a week and that doesn’t stop me from leaving the house. It is the cold water but also, the thought of all the critters below that could be nibbling on my feet. Always thinking that there could be a shark lurking in the waters below and ready to have me as his next meal. Well, now I am not only not going in the ocean swimming but I am not going to walk along the shore line unless I bring a fat friend and have him between me and the water. Read more
Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass. In the process, we end up in trouble. And sometimes we just get into trouble because we are stupid and do things we shouldn’t be doing. And when you find yourself in trouble and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember: Read more