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Medical Difference Between ‘Guts’ and ‘Balls’

We’ve all heard about people having ‘Guts’ or ‘Balls’. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:

‘Are you still cleaning or, are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS - Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, having lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt

and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

We, here at Rollin’,  hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in probable death.

Random Fact of the Day ~ Men spend a average of 43 minutes per day ogling women. Over a lifetime, that adds up to an entire year’s worth of leering.