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I came into work on Monday with two black eyes. One of my co-workers asked my how I got them.
I explained that I was in the bar on Saturday night.
I noticed two large girls by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I said “Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?”
One of them chirped “It’s WALES you fucking idiot !!!”
So I immediately apologized and said “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?”
and that is how I got the black eyes.