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Tuesday Joke Of The Day

You should be checking RollinSD.com daily for our joke of the day. You have one worthy of making the site send me and email and I will see what I can do.  TMTMTL@RollinSD.com

I came into work on Monday with two black eyes.  One of my co-workers asked my how I got them.

I explained that I was in the bar on Saturday night.

I noticed two large girls by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I said “Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?”

One of them chirped “It’s WALES you fucking idiot !!!”

So I immediately apologized and said “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?”

and that is how I got the black eyes.

Comments

kevin

one of my favorite pictures of all time.. great joke will be telling this one tonight